I Wonder

When Maurice Clarett was arrested this morning in Columbus was he

A) Just carrying those guns and wearing a bulletproof vest to protect himself since OSU wouldn't provide him with a body guard

B) On his way to a gang meeting with Lawrence Phillips, Marcus Vick, and Chris Henry

or

C) On his way to a Cincinnati Bengals tryout.....

And what the hell is he still doing in Columbus anyways? How many times does he have to get arrested there before he realizes it's trouble for him to be there?